Stacy Fish, The Unlovable

This creature is Female, Partner with "Chad Fish, the un bangable".
This creature can not be exerted to make Baby Fish tokens exept if the male is Chad Fish, the un bangable.
When this creature is exerted to create Baby Fish tokens, you become the monarch 5 times and whenever you tap a permanent for mana add double mana.
How has this lived to maturity???
-Any selfrespecting scientist