Staked Offering

Any spell or effect that could target you must
must target Staked Offering instead.
Soulshift 5 (When this creature dies, you may
return target Spirit card with converted mana
cost 5 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)
"She knew the accused was innocent, so confessed to
the crime and was staked tout for the crows in the
other girl's stead. Bound as a martyr."