Stalfos, Decayed Warriors

{1}{b}{g}: Regenerate Stalfos, Decayed Warriors.
(The next time this creature would be
destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all
damage from it, and remove it from combat.)
Whenever Stalfos, Decayed Warriors blocks, it
gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
Grown men who become lost in the Lost Woods
end up being forgotten and eventually turn into
a walking pile of bones.