Stapled to the Table

Choose a permanent.
Until your next turn, the chosen permanent
can't change zones or be sacrificed; gains Shroud
and Indestructible; can't change its name, text,
types, or abilities; can't have counters changed;
can't have its power or toughness changed;
can't have new permanents attached to it; can't
be turned face down, phased out, or transform;
and can't change controllers.
"I'm pulling off this combo, dammit!"