Star Wars: Harold's Gambit

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Screen shows 7 Star Destroyers in orbit around planet Jupiter. Cut to Harold, who is on the main ship, looking at space. Suddenly a Jedi kills him with a keyboard. Then he comes back to life using the Quamflub Matrix and plots to take over the universe. So he does, and then he tries to fight the Jedi but the Jedi rekills him. The end, except for when Darth Waiter orders a root beer
on Hoth. Then the credits show Batman.