Stavro & Zorin

{c} Short, Small & Stupid | Roll 1D4 pre-combat:
Odd: 1T attack delay / Even: First Attack!
{c} Sloppy Choppy | Roll 2D6 on attack:
2: Hit! 2D4 dmg 3-10: Glancing blow 1D4 dmg-2
11: Trip 'n fall 1D4 dmg to selves
12: Jog 'n Rob 2D4 Odd/Even -1T to Player/Goblins
"If you can't amaze them with your brilliance,
dazzle them with your stupidity!"
Goblin Advisor