Steamed Hams

When you play the Steamed Hams, you gain 8 life.
Your opponent is unable to behold the Aurora Borealis.
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I
call hamburgers.