Steamflogger Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have afterlife 0, enchant enchantment with enchant enchantment, haunt, equip {w}, fortify {u}, kicker {b}, level up {r}, Brushwagg swap {g}, partner, protection from snow planeswalkers, soulbond, miracle with
miracle cost equal to their mana cost, and of course, banding. (You may want to Google
how banding works; it's weird.)