Stede Bonnet

When Stede Bonnet enters the battlefield, create
X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents
control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Bonnet's decision to abandon his comfortable life for
piracy ended with him ceding his ship to Blackbeard
and eventually hanging from the gallows.