Steel Chair

Steel Chair deals 3 damage to target creature
or player.
This spell can't be countered. If this card were to
be exiled, put it into your graveyard instead.
Escape {x}{c}, X is equal to twice the times you've
cast this card. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
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Watch Out, Watch Out, Watch Out!!!
Here comes the steel chair!