Stenzl, die Schnapsdrossl

+1: Emittiere 20GB CO2 (all creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn, you get a spritzwein token)
-2: Werf an Ausleanda ausse! (destroy target non-prolet creature,each player gets a spritzwein token)
-6: Uschi goes bananas!! (each opponent finsish his drink and sacs 2 nonland nontoken permanents, you get control of each spitzwein token)