Stephen the ooflitty

{0} Draw your library. whenever you have to draw a card you can choose not to. Put all your lands on the battlefield untapped, and any amount of creatures. Creatures you control have indestructible, hexproof, deathtouch, vigilance, trample, infect, haste, double strike, can choose blockers, and get +9999/+9999. This is always in your starting hand.