Steve

At the beginning of all upkeeps, put a lapis counter on Steve. {t}, pay 3 lapis counters. Put a +1000+1000 counter on Steve. At the beginning of all upkeeps, choose 1.
Put a +1000+1000 counter on Steve. he gains double strike, vigilance, and "Steve can attack twice this turn'' until end of turn.
Put a +500+500 counter on Steve. He gains protection from all cards except WITHERSTORM, flying, and he can block 20 creatures until end of turn.