Steve Balmer, Arcane COO

Vigilance, Haste, Deathtouch
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose
1 life and you create a 2/2 black Developer
creature under your control.
{2}{b/r}{b/r}: Create a 6/1 Legendary Basketball
Team Creature Token named Clippers
with Haste and Trample, sacrifice it at end of this turn.