Steven Firebeard

{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Choose a Color. All colorless mana
must be paid in that color until your next turn.
Then suspend 2.
Protection from Gnomes, Dwarves, and Goblins.
"Found deep in the Shadow forests, this majestic
creature was once hunted to near extinction for its luscious beard hair. Said to cause powerful,
life altering farts."