Stoascheißer Koarl

Flash
If any opponent says "Wer", you may say
"Da Stoascheisser Koarl" and play Stoascheisser Koarl without paying its mana costs.
If any player says "Wer" at any other time, Stoascheisser Koarl deals 2 damage to that player.
Ha! - "g'schoss'n!" -Da teifi is a hund.