Strange Giraffe

Wifelink, Debttouch, Indestrumpetible,
Texmexproof , Flunge (Damage dealt by this
creature causes you to create that many 1/1 Wife
creature tokens, any amount of damage this creature
deals to a creature is enough to make that creature
owe you five dollars, protection from trumpets,
protection from queso, can only be blocked by
creatures with flunge or ranch.)
Huh?!?