Strangle Saddling

Target creature gains banding until end of turn
and must attack in a band this turn if able.
(Any creatures with banding, and up to one without,
can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group.
If any creatures with banding you control are blocking
or being blocked by a creature, you divide that
creature's combat damage, not its controller, among
any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
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