Straw Boss

{3}{u}{b}{t}: Goad target creature an opponent controls. Make a 1/1 copy of that creature with Vanishing 2. It is a Haintborn Shadow in addition to its other types (This creature enters with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

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