Stupid Deaths

When you encounter stupid deaths, exile all
creature cards from all graveyards. Flip a coin for
each creature on the battlefield, then each player sacrifices each creature they control whose coin
came up tails. Flip a coin for each creature card
exiled this way, then put each creature card
whose coin came up heads onto the battlefield
under its owner's control. Put all cards exiled this
way that weren't put onto the battlefield in their
owner's graveyards.
Hope next time it's not you!