Stutterbolt

Stutterbolt deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Catalyst-- {2}{u}, Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. (If this spell is on the stack, you may pay it's Catalyst cost. If you do, put this effect on the stack. You may activate this ability only once).
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