Subject 0 - Failed Experiment

Expel {3}, trample, haste
Counters remain on Subject 0 - Failed
Experiment as it moves to any zone.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Subject 0 - Failed Experiment, then return it to the battlefield under a random
player's control with a +1/+1 counter on it and
create a 0/1 blue and green Deformity creature
token with evolve.