Substitute Simon

Undying, double strike, changeling
(This card is every creature type at all times.)
{u/b}: Substitute Simon gets flying and looses
undying.
{u/r}: Substitute Simon gets haste and looses changeling (becomes Alien).
{b/r}: Substitute Simon gets +1/+0 and looses
double strike.
"Simon is any- and everyone. He fits in, but then slaughters all! He is a bit weak on se breast
though."—Paul, the Slug-Slayer