Surplus Equipment

Creatures you control have "{t}, Add one
mana of any color to your mana pool."
Cortana? You take dictation? [clears throat]
Dear Sue, I write this haiku for you. The river is wide, and I cain't step it. I love you, girl, and I
cain't hep it. Cortana - is that 21 syllables? No
- 17... 17 for a haiku. Sargeant out
.— Unnamed ODST