SUSAN, THE MERCHANT

SUSAN, THE MERCHANT IS THE DIRECT
FEMALE FORM OF FRANKIE, THE
MERCHANT. THEY SHARE THE SAME
PASSION AND SKILL FOR BARTER.
IN ADDITION, SUSAN SPENDS ALL HER
TIME WATCHING AFTER CHILDREN &
ADULTS ALIKE, WHO OTHERWISE WOULD
NOT BE ABLE TO FULLY FUNCTION AS
ADULTS. SHE COPES WITH THIS MASSIVE
RESPONSIBILITY BY MAKING
INNAPROPRIATE JOKES (SEE TOP RIGHT)