Susannah Dean

At the end of each turn if you have taken 3 or
more damage put 3 lapse counters on
Susannah Dean. She gets +1/+1 for each.
Whenever you add lapse counters to
Susannah Dean you deal damage to target player
or creature equal to the total amount of
lapse counters she has. If it is your turn, you deal
that damage to all players instead.
"Everybody's a goddam critic."