Swaggy Moses

Flash As Swaggy Moses enters the battlefield, choose one: - Farm to Table: Destroy 3 basic lands you control. If you destroyed a Forest, an Island, and a Mountain, create X Superfood tokens where X is your current life total. Superfood tokens are equivalent to Food tokens except they have no mana cost. - Chopping Block: Tap untapped creature you control. Create as many 5/5 Chef tokens as creatures target opponent controls. Tap the Chef tokens, they attack target opponent with haste. If opponent controls more than 5 Plains or Swamps, the Chef tokens have trample. - Soup Loop: Put a Soup counter on target opponent. At the beginning of their end step, you may proliferate the Soup counter. If you do, proliferate all counters on their board. Then, for the number of counters proliferated this way, create that many 5/5 Chef tokens. They gain flying at your upkeep. - Rap Attack: For every word on the enchantments you control, create a 5/5 Chef token. All Chef tokens you control have menace and hexproof. Birthday Bounce: If you cast Swaggy Moses during an opponent’s turn, you may return him to your hand and cast him again during your turn for the same mana cost. {flavor}“Did I get lost in the sauce or did the sauce get lost in me?”