Swordmaster Kutchi

+4: Target player grabs you a drink or loses 4 life. You draw a card.
-3: Destroy target permanent, you make a 1/1 black CJ token with menace
-16: You gain 3 Life, Destroy up to 3 Permanents, Draw 4 Cards, Target creature gets indestructible and +5/+10 until your next turn.