Sydney Huffman

Cannot attack if defending player controls no islands. If at any time you control no islands, Sacrifice Sydney Huffman.

McCreary: You're familiar with the first line of "Genesis", right?
Sydney Huffman: Well! I should say I am, sir. I should say I am!
McCreary: Does this sound right? "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the transvestites who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."