Syntheo, Master of all

+2: Deal 1 damage to each opponent. Draw a card. You gain 1 life.
-3: Create 3 2/2 red beast creatures. Draw 2 cards. You gain 3 life
-8: You get an emblem with " Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells" and create three 8/8 double-strike vigilance red beasts.