Syr Abe, totally not a human

Haste
Syr Abe, totally not a human can’t be blocked by
more than one creature.
When Syr Abe enters the battlefield, destroy x
other nonsquirrel permanents at random.
If you control Syr Joe, Schmoe, also create x 1/1 squirrels with haste and shroud.
Syr Abe also has a chainsaw.
“Muahahaha! Muahahaha! David S. Pumpkins is awesome!”