T-Pose Duo

+2: Up to one target opponent must T-Pose or they sacrifice up to one target nonland permanent.
-2: Up to one target opponent must T-Pose and run 50 meters while still T-Posing or you may exile any number of target nonland permanents.
-8: You may T-Pose and shout 'Glory to all T-Posers.' If you do, you win the game.