T-Pose Master

Defender, deathtouch
T-Pose Master can block up to one additional creature during combat.
{x}{b}{b}{b}{t}: Each opponent loses X life and you gain X life.
Whenever you gain life, create a 0/X black T-poser wall token with defender, where X is the amount of life gained. It deals half X damage to you, rounded down.
I wish I could T-Pose out of existence.