Tacitus

{1}: I'm a Pokey LARPer! Tacitus gains First Strike (Tacitus deals combat damage before creatures without
First Strike)until end of turn.
{1}, {t}: I'm a Shooty LARPer! Tacitus deals 1
damage to a target creature.
{t}: Pun Times! Target creature suffers a -1/-0
Terrible Pun attack until end of turn.
"Nice pun, Tacitits."