taco bolas fallin' down

as you place this card, read the following out loud. if an opponent laughs, exile every card in their graveyard, on the battlefield under their control, and every card in their deck
TaRfet sqwirrl gets +10000/-{e}{e} and hads drepenodiwejc. you gain {b/g}{p/c}{p/r}{5}{3}{g}{t} life and doop on a doop.