Tae Takemi, Dubious Doctor

{2}{t}, give target creature lifelink, reach, first strike, menace, or haste.
{4}{t}, give target creature poisonous, indestructible, double strike, or skulk.
{9}{t}, give target creature hexproof or protection from creatures.
"They call me the Plague... due to a grave
medical error I made." -Tae Takemi