Taffy, Branded Brawler

Vigilance, double strike

Whenever a red or black instant or sorcery spell causes you to gain life, Taffy, Branded Brawler deals 3 damage to target creature or opponent.
Pay {x}, where {x} is the number of target creatures you can tap. For each creature tapped this way add a +1/+1 counter on Taffy, Branded Brawler.

Only my friends can call me Taffy. Do we look like friends to you?