Tai Lopez, Lord of Books

+1: Put a colorless Book artifact token onto the battlefield. It has "Sacrifice: Scry 1." and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life."
-2: Put a fuel unit counter onto target noncreature, nonland permanent. As long as it has a fuel unit counter on it, it has indestructible.
-7: Put a 10/10 white, red, blue, green, and black ledgendary creature token onto the battlefield named Tai, Alpha Douche.