Tanquam lignum quod plantatum

Each time Tanquam Lignum takes more
than three damage, it founds a Women's College
token.
{t}The answer to all questions beginning
with "where" will be "Thames" until Tanquam
Lignum is untapped.
{1}{t}Each time you cause a player to take damage,
they must say, "Go, Camels!".
Go, Camels