Taskus Interjectus

Someone innocuously offers you a helping hand or a cup of tea, thus breaking your concentration and inducing an apoplectic state of temporary insanity

You must miss your next turn and eat the top card of your deck with a condiment of your choosing, then go to sleep


"Honey, you've been in your room for hours. Do you want a cuppa?"
"SQUARE GO MAW YE SCADGY WEE BAWBAG
I'LL GNAW YER FINGERS OFF"