Technicolor Dreamcoat

Equipped creature is a Noble in addition to their other types
Equipped creature is all colors, but cannot be affected by effects that deal with color
Equipped creature gains -2/+2 and indestructible
If equipped creature would be exiled, exile Technicolor Dreamcoat instead.
Equip {5}
"It's my dazzling coat of many colors, how I love my coat of many colors" - Joseph of Canaan