Technoblade, God of War

+2: Create a colorless Trident artifact token with Equip 2 and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and Tap: Deal 2 damage to any target."
-1: Until end of turn, this card becomes a 6/4 God creature with double strike and hexproof. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.
-13: Create three 8/10 black Wither creature tokens with flying, wither, and "When this creature dies, you gain 5 life and draw a card."