Teemo, the Spawn of Satan

Deathtouch
Global taunt. As long as Teemo, the Spawn of Satan
is untapped, creatures your opponents control attack
you or a planeswalker you control each turn if able.
When Teemo, the Spawn of Satan dies, create
two 0/1 Mushroom token with "Whenever this
creature is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures, those creatures get -3/-3 until end of
turn.