Telemos Archan

Recruitment Call—{u}{u},{t}: Put one Poleisi Hoplite on the battlefield.
Phalanx—{2}{u}: Put a +1/+1 counter on all Poleisi creatures you control.
"I've got paperwork and distress calls up past my head, and Orilla picks NOW to pull this?
Damn them. Damn them all."