Televised Martial Law

{x}{t}: Target opponent sacrifices target artifact
and gets a crime counter, X equals the total
converted mana cost of target artifact. You lose 2
life.
Whenever you are dealt combat damage, create
a 2/1 cop creature token with first strike and put
it onto the battlefield tapped. Once eight tokens
are created this way, sacrifice Televised Martial
Law. You lose 1 life.