Telil, Prodigious Novice

{t}: Copy target activated ability of a creature not named Telil, Prodigious Novice that
costs exactly {t}. When you do, each player
may learn. If you learn this way, put a neophyte counter on Telil and Telil gains
that ability. (this effect lasts indefinitely)
". . .but they told me this would take weeks!"