Tellyporta Platform

{t}: Sacrifice Tellyporta Platform, search your
library for one basic land card and place it onto
the battlefield. Shuffle your library.
{2} {t}: Return target creature you control to
its owners hand, draw a card.
"Wez stomped da umies, wez blown up stuff and wez
driven our traks from one end of da world to da uvva.
Wez gonna come back next year!"