Temporal Chicken

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep you may
return a permanent you control from the
battlefield to your hand that is not named "egg"
If you don't, sacrifice Temporal Chicken.
{t}, Immediately End Your Turn: Create a
number of food tokens named "egg" equal to
the number of steps that were remaining in your turn.
"When will she start laying eggs?"
"Give her time."