Tempting Apple-Lobber

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep,
you may have Tempting Apple-Lobber target
a creature they control. Create a Food token.
That creature must attack this turn if able and
must attack you if able.
{2}{r}: Does 2 damage to any non-opponent
target. It's controller creates a food token. Use
this only a turn after you are attacked and no
more than once a turn.
"How do you like them Apples!"