Tenacious.B

Nitwit Picker (when this creature enters the battlefield you may destroy target idiot)
Reach (this creature can block creatures with flying)
When Tenacious.B enters the battlefield you may have it deal 3 damage to each player, for each creature that is on the battlefield as this ability is activated.
He spied the nitwit and shouted begone, and gone the nitwit was.